worm hats

'The fuck is that sound?' was the first thought that came to Bunshichi's mind when he arrived at his apartment. Business was slow tonight and he'd gotten the okay to clock out early from his folks, so he had arrived home an hour earlier than usual, adroitly balancing a carton of beer in one hand and a bag full of snacks and cigarettes in the other-- all purchased at the convenience store along the way.

Still, it was almost eleven at night, so he was trying to be as quiet as possible when he stepped in through the front door. The lights were all off, so he couldn't really see much, and he merely assumed that his houseguest, Yuffie, was conked out on the couch in the living room, as per usual.

But there were those weird, faint sounds coming from his bedroom. Sounds that were oddly familiar to someone as perverted as himself...

'Wait-- that's a chick's moans!' he realized, after dumping the "groceries" on the cluttered kitchen counter and stuffing the beers into the fridge. 'I coulda sworn I turned off that tittyfuck porn flick on my computer before I left for work earlier...' He frowned. 'Fuckin' lazy ass Yuffie! She didn't even bother turnin' that shit off.'

Annoyed, he silently made his way over to his bedroom door, which he soon discovered was open a crack-- just enough for him to peer inside and, since the lamp on the nightstand was on, he could clearly see Yuffie laid down on his bed and on her side facing the door, though her eyes were screwed shut in deep focus, with one hand buried between her thighs and the other squeezing at her own tit underneath her top, and moaning wantonly from her own ministrations.

Wide-eyed, Bunshichi was completely shocked at the sight, and though he remained silent and hadn't announced his presence yet, all he could think was, 'WHAT THE FUCK?!'